Re: Trapped on an island.
you use it as bait for a sea turtle, which you ride to shore on.
I take a lawn chair! (>_> what's the point of being marooned on a tropical island, if you can't relax?)
Re: Trapped on an island.
You relax and calmly wait for a rescuer. Then it doesn't come, so you make a raft and attach the lawn chair to it, patiently waiting to get rescued.
I take a giant, tame water spider.
Re: Trapped on an island.
I kill the spider with a giant space laser, 'cause hey, giant spiders are nasty. When we send a team to investigate the charred remains, you are rescued.
I take a large red bucket.
Re: Trapped on an island.
You climb inside the bucket and it floats out to sea. It ends up on another island, and you end up joining a community of 10 other people who've got trapped on the other island and have built a thriving village.
I bring Wales.
Re: Trapped on an island.
Well, you can't bring a country, so I guess you just kinda warp to Wales. Or do you mean whales? If that were the case, they carry you over to Wales.
I'll bring a skewer.
Re: Trapped on an island.
It pulls a giant kebab into port and you ride it to Wales.
I bring Scotland.
Re: Trapped on an island.
Their anger for you being English rockets you out of the sky and back to England's green and pleasant land.
I bring the Grim Reaper.
Re: Trapped on an island.
He kills you, and then you respawn in your bedroom.
I bring a turkey. (alive)
Re: Trapped on an island.
You get on its back and it flies away home.
I bring a piece of lint.