The Anime/Game Crossover Role-Playing Adventure II(2)!

*Guardian of Death Splits into 12 multiples*
Sarama: what is this spell i wonder?
GoD: Your own End!
*guardian multiples attack sarama viciously with their dual scythes*

Cid: should we tell him hes de-metamorphing now, or later when hes had his fun??
Kain: later i think
Edgar: me too
Cid: well im second in command so..... we tell him later...
*Guardian is returned to Death straight after attack*
Death: oh-oh!
Cid: urrmm....Death....the thingy.....
Death: i'm worn out, i cant use it!
Sarama: Get Ready......DIE!!!
Rock: NO!!!!!!
Death: what in Morbas name are you doing Rock?!?!?!
*Rock blocks Saramas Juggernaut so that he is so far away from the alley, that he is considered Ko'd*
Death: we're screwed, i'm worn out, our best fighter took a pastin' and nothing harms this guy......wheres mrz when you need him????

(if i double posted, i forgot something to add)

just when thngs look grim, with sarama about to administer the death blow to...death...ya...carth appears from an alley.

[carth]you are so obsessed with scaring people new to our world sarama.
[sarama]ahhhhhhhhhh, you just ruined my fun! without any demons or something threatening the peace, how am i supposed to hae some fun?
[carth]you could always spar with me or mrz
[sarama]do you really have to use his fake name around these weaklings?
[carth]he instructed use to do so for a reason. he didn't say the reason but i'm sure he has one.....
[sarama]why do you take his orders anyhow? you dispise him because he was chosen as guardian of destiny instead of you huh?
[carth]*pulls out his Doom Sayer and puts it to sarama's neck* say that again.....i dare you.....
[sarama]how about i take The Nameless and stick it up your....
[mrz]or how about i banish the two of you to seperate plot hole spaces and let you stew until you've learned your lesson?
[carth].....*puts Doom Sayer away*
[sarama].....*glares at his twin brother*
[mrz]and don't give me that look sarama. we have trouble as is. *turns to death's group* i've already informed all the guards of this misuderstanding. you and anyone else from AGN are free to walk the streets here as long as you behave. now take your friend and go. i already cast a Curaga spell on him so he should only be asleep. *turns back to sarama and carth, his older brothers and grabs their ears* as for you two.....we're going to see our sister and the council about this mess.
[carth and sarama]dammit lettgo! owowowowowowowow!

the trio disappear into a plot hole*

[death]what.
[edgar]the.
[cid]f**k?

Death: well that was unexpected...
Cid: yeah.......
Edgar: why dont we find either rock or a zaptonian weapons store???
Kain: Weapons...
Cid: indeed
Death: what the hey! we can find rock later.... or he finds us..
*Death, Cid, Edgar and kain leave the alley....leaving guy behind....*

Guy: errr.... Guys!? where are you???

*meanwhile....*

SZ: .....poor guards....they never stood a chance....

*Slider is standing over what remains of the guard unit assigned to the Guard post*

SZ: now then...where is he...

*A Small group of people walk out of the building, Blues leading the way*

Blues: ...Slider...what the hell happened here?
Samus: ...looks to me like the guards thought they could stop him.
Shadow: and thus they paid the price
Gen. Beatrix: .....

*a momnet of silence*

SZ: {yeah, yeah...whatever. Just try and figure out what's going on, okay? This "G" is starting to creep me out...}
Shadow: that would be our boss that you're speaking to...?
SZ: *snaps out of trance* ...yeah. He says that we're clear to go..for now. Just don't start any trouble.
All: Alright.

*the group splits thier seperate ways, with blues remaining behind*

SZ: So...?
Blues: they're just as clueless as we are. whoever is behind this knows what they're doing.
SZ: just as I thought...Let's find Guy and get moving.
Blues: what about Rock?
SZ: Sarama caught him off-guard. unconscious at best. *snickers*
Blues: ??
SZ: nothing...just....BWAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!
Blues: they got Razzed, didn't they?
SZ: oh man...and I thought I was the only one who had to deal with it...

*somewhere on Earth, a girl with reddish-pink hair suddenly sneezes*

Razzly: .....oh crap...NOW what has he gotten into....

*back on Zaptonia*

SZ: *freezes*
Blues: Hmm..?
SZ: ...........*slowly moves hands to his sides*
Blues: ...........*begins charging buster*

..............................

*a flash of movement, and suddenly there are Two Sliders*

SZ: .......Still too slow.
SZ(2): *in a girl's voice* whaddya expect from me....I can't surprisre ya as it is...
SZ: and you are here why..?
SZ(2): ...Raz is pissed. MAJOR.
SZ: ......oh. I thought it was serious. but seriously Ging, why are you here?
Ginger: just....here. *tosses a very large sword to Slider* gotta go....*fades away*
SZ: ....crap......this is Very Bad(tm)...

*Slider is currently looking down at the sowrd that was given to him....which is none other than the sword of Luminescence.....*

*The party(mine that is) have found their weapons store and are ermmm.....'shopping'.....*

Death: Doom Sayer or anti-Zapper???
Kain, cid and Edgar: Anti-Zapper!!!
Death: why???
others: BECAUSE ZAPPER IS A ZAPTONIAN!!!!
Death: oh.......*walks to counter* i'll have this please
Store clerk: ok that'll be about $300 Zaptonian sterling please
Death: oh s**t, i only have £600 English Sterling from Earth
Clerk: thats ok.... £20 English Sterling = $100 zaptonian sterling.....go figure
*Death's party recieved Anti-Zapper Scythe, Dragoon Spear, Chainsaw and Trident*

*Slider manages to reunite his motley crew*

SZ: .......*slams Lumina into the floor, blade first*
Guy: ...this is bad, isn't it?
Rock: yes, this is very bad.
Blues: I don't get it. It's just Lumina, guys. what's so big about him having it now?
SZ: Because I didn't summon it.
Blues: oh okay....*realizes the implications* WHAT?
SZ: yeah...Ginger can summon it if she needs to, but she usually doesn't....having her own giant sword and all...
Guy: *remembers the sheer size and power of the Heaven's Edge* .........yeah.
SZ: so why would she summon it, then give it to me?
Rock: maybe someone's blocking off your use of the dimensional portals...meaning you can only use plotholes.
SZ: and Plotholes are Z's thing, not mine.
Blues: think that guy G has something to do with it?
Rock: maybe....we'll just have to see what we can find out.
SZ: and if it's who I think it is, they're in for a WORLD of hurt....

*some time later, at an armory*

Guy: some good stuff here....
Blues: no kidding.. they even have some of the rare master weapon chips...
Guy: alright then...I'll need this.....*takes a Flame sword* and this *picks up a couple of elixirs* ...that should do it...
Blues: now then....these *picks up the weapon sets of the Ramnemesis series RM's* and these..*takes the Son Goharotto set too*...WHOA....*picks up the ultimate Wily mega-RM compilation*...and that.
SZ: ..........*spots something* ...So that's where it went...*picks up his old Castor rifle*..now for shells....a couple 3's, a 19, one of those 55's, and...hello....an XLS shell...
Rock: .....*silently roams through the store, and picks out a new set of gloves* Done.
SZ: hang on...seems some of my old equipment ended up here...*spots his buster pistols* heh...

*the walk up to the counter*

SZ: how much?
Cashier: .....10 cents, please.
SZ: ????
Cashier: oh comeon Shabi, take the freaking discount already!
SZ: ...*realizes who the cashier is* alright then...{back alley, 10 minutes.}
Cashier: Thank you! {make it five.}

*back alley, 5 minutes later*

SZ: so...exactly how did you get here?
Cashier: Plot Hole.
SZ: .........Seriously. What, did you decide to wire yourself to my jacket or something? ....so what's up?
Cashier(?): just letting you know...things on the other end aren't so good. Since Samus is kinda on mission right now, we're stressed for manpower...they're attacking...
SZ: ........Who?
Cashier(?): We don't know....these things...they're just too powerful...even took out Crescens when I got here..
SZ: waitaminute...these things managed to take down an OMNIGEAR?
Emeralda: ............
SZ: crap....guess it's time I broke out the big guns...better tell Z. Just try to lay low....well, as low as possible...
Emeralda: *notices her somewhat worn out battle fatigues, and the wild emerald green hair*...uh...heh...

*in another shadow, however*

G: so...not even the Nanocolony is powerful enough...hehahhahahaha.....soon....so very soon....

*but, once again the BnG rule breaks in, and Shadow manages to catch the whole exchange..*

Shadow: <Graham? no...not enough darkness...so then...who?>

*my errmmmm.....Rabble are just takin' it easy at one of Zaptonia's many alleys*

Death: i wanna fight......
Kain: Same here.....
Cid: me too.....
Edgar: OH PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!! I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!!!!!
*Edgar is modifying something*
Edgar: DONE!
Cid: we are only next to you.... no need to shout man, youll make the boss deaf *hides a giggle*
Death: I HEARD THAT!!! we might as well Spar.......
Cid & Kain: agreed.......

*Slider and co. arrive at the castle*

SZ: wonder why we overlooked this place before....
Guy: porbably because up until now, we were public enemy #1...
SZ: .......just comeon.

*they approach the gates*

Guardsman: Halt! what busines have you here?
SZ: I'm looking for your Boss. Seen him?
Guardsman: *laughs* you fool. why would The Captain waste his time on such a weakling as yo-
SZ: *holding a dagger very close to the guardsman's neck* That's why. Can we go in?
Guardsman: Y-y-yes..of course...*moves aside*
SZ: *replaces dagger back into it's sheath* thank you. Comeon guys.

*the group walk inside, and are directed to the throne room.....what they see upon entering, however, is all but classic*

SZ: ........you gotta be kidding me.
Blues: man...not even we're that bad....
Rock/Guy: what are you talking about?
SZ: you guys have no sibs. you wouldn't understand.

*before them is a rather furious argument, which is about to explode into blows....and MrZ right in the middle*

SZ: Hey!
*no answer*
SZ: Guys!
*no answer*
SZ: *charges energy into his palm* You need to pay attention...
*no answer*
SZ: that's it. POWER GEYSER!!

*the floor underneath the arguing siblings suddenly erupts with raw energy....which does nothing, save break up the argument*

MrZ: ........You could've waited...
SZ: please. Even MY family doesn't argue that much....
Blues: I second that...
Carth: ....we'll finish this later. now what do you want?
SZ: *pulls Lumina out of it's sheath* Guess.
Carth: *smiles* of course. this way.

*Slider and Carth leave, towards a sparring area*

Rock: <...and what about us?...unless...OH....>
Blues: <wait for it....>
Guy: <should happen...right...about....>

*A large explosion is heard*

Trio: ....Now.
MrZ: ???? What was that?

*Slider and Carth Return to the room. Both look rather worse for the wear...*

SZ: Told you I'd win.
Carth: ...........
Sarama: ......what just happened....?
SZ: Power Bomb Bowling. Really fun. We'll spar later...I want Death in on this one.
MrZ: that can be arranged...*opens plothole, and Death+party appear*
Death: .........Well, you guys said you wanted to spar...now you got yourselves a decent opponent.
Sarama: ........a rematch, eh? very well....
SZ: yes, a rematch. Sarama and Carth vs. Death and Myself. Any questions?
All: ..............
SZ: good. let's go.

*at the Sparring arena..which has several scorch marks from the power bombs...*

SZ: okay...Death, here's the plan...we each take on one guy. Who d'you want?
Death: Sarama.
SZ: Thought so. Be careful of what attacks you use...that amulet of his negates any instant-death stuff.
Death: ...there goes Soul Consume....
SZ: However, it can be overloaded....just watch how he moves. His strategy usually centers around wearing the other guy down, then moving in for the kill. I won't be able to help you, as Carth is bad enough on his own. Just be careful of how much power you use against him...In a straight fight, you would win...but this guy lives on exploiting the weaknesses of his opponents. oh yeah...here

*Slider gives Death the ultimate in Scythe Weaponry: the Almighty Masadoom....upon recieving the weapon, It glows in Death's Hands....*

Death: whoa....it's still got the second blade, too....
SZ: yeah...I figured that this was yours anyway.
Death: ....it's on now. I'm ready.
SZ: same. Lets go kick ass...<I just hope that Carth isn't as strong as I think he is...Can't risk using that much power...>

Death: Thanks man! now let me return the favour!
*SZ is given a Black Gem lvl 10 for Lumina*
SZ: what do you do with this???
Death: Put it where that Blue Gem is!!!
SZ:ok....
*SZ's Lumina is more powerful, is lighter, has more Defence, gives more Magic Defence and Magic Attack*
Sarama: are you ready or what?????
Death: BRING IT ON!!!!!! WALL!!!!!!
*the Sparring room is split into 2 with a titanium wall*
Sarama: Get ready!!!
Death: FIGHT!!!!
*Multiple blows are exchanged*

*the fight continues, with neither side backing down*

SZ: <Good...but >....not good enough!!! EARTH BLAZE!!

*A wall of solid rock and magma collide against Sarama*

Sarama: ......Nice try, fool!! HEAVENS GATE!!!

*an enormous blast of light energy slams down on Slide and Death, Ion cannon style........only to come into contact with a shield*

Death: Close...but no Cigar...
SZ: ..........*smiles* nice attack....mind if I borrow it?

*the irises of Slider's eyes seem to glow gray for a split second, then he releases the exact same attack used against him*

SZ: I mean after all...it IS mine....
Death: <....so I was right again...> Hmph.. *tosses a Dark Bomb at Carth*
SZ: *notices the hint* well, it's been fun....NOw let me show you how you perform "Heaven's Blaze" PROPERLY. HUAAAAH!!!!

*Carth and Sarama are once again Nailed by Heaven's Blaze, but this time HARD*

Sarama: FOOL!!! *appears surrounded by a plothole shield* You cannot hope to defeat me!!
Carth: *clears immediate area around Sarama*
SZ: <so he knows...oh well..> *pulls out Castor Rifle* hmm...lets see how you like ths!!!

*Slider Fires the Castor....and a large wave of energy sails at Sarama. It is stopped by the plothole shield, but does not dissipate*

Sarama: and that was supposed to do what, exactl....WHAT!?!?

*Sarama's shield suddenly cracks, then shatters, allowing the blast to sail through and connect solidly*

Sarama: ....*actually hurt* h-how....
SZ: #37 shell...it's part of the Anti-Plothole suite.
Death: and now you shall fall. DARKNESS RAIN!!!
Carth: I think not. SOLAR INFERNO!!

*Carth releases a large blast of light from his hands, deflecting the Darkness rain attack while still heading for Slider*

SZ: what is ist with you guys and ripping my attacks? *completely repels Attack, with his bare hands* and when are you gonna figure out that you can't kill me with MY OWN ELEMENT?

Carth: <...he's a lightbringer?.....him...of all people...how did he receive that gift...>

SZ: oh yeah...I almost forgot....I have this too! SAHDOW NOVA!!
Death: and how's about this! NukeUltimaDeath!!!

*a blast of dark energy is sent sailing towards Carth, who deflects it...and catches the explosive aftereffect, followed by the large explosions, green mist, and scythes associated with NUD*

Carth: <...Foolish...I'm underestimating him..> very well...it seems that I require the use of my full power to defeat you....
Death: <HE'S NOT AT FULL POWER?!?>
SZ: <...SHIT! I OVERDID IT!!!>
Sarama: ...very well brother...let us show them what we are truly capable of...

*through all of this, MrZ watches silently*

MrZ: <.....my brothers constantly underestimate them....the only reason that they even were able to look as if at an advantage was because they were caught off guard...they have no idea that Slider and Death are actually more powerful then them....>

*Death and Slider are now being battered senseless by the combined might of Carth and Sarama*

Sarama: not so tough now, are you, BOY?
Carth: Where is this power that you hinted at? SHOW ME!!!
SZ: *takes a boot to the face*< no....I can't let it out...not here...>
Death: <....can't use it....don't know if Slider can survive the backlash....>

*Sarama and Carth Unleash a combined Plothole blast at Slider and Death*

Death: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <no choice...I have to use it....> take THIS!!!
SZ: ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!*suddenly starts glowing* .......alright...but remember...you....FORCED ME TO USE IT!!

*an exponential amount of energy is suddenly released into the room, destroying even the magical barriers designed to keep the center intact.....and a huge column of pure light is seen spiraling towards the heavens...*


(NOTE1:In case you were wondering: My primary ability is the Assimilation techinque, which allows me to copy the attacks and abilities of opponents, ala megaman....but it works on sight for some of the weaker abilities, and for the more powerful attacks, upon being hit by it at least once. There is alos the Fusion Assimilation technique, but that usually kills the target in exchange for thier ability....)
(NOTE2: also, I see it as that everyone has a unique element associated with thier person..thus, they just feel more comfortable in that element, etc....Mine is Light (at least partially...).... Death COULD be assumed as darkness [but who actually knows aside from death] and the rest are....undetermined. For the record, Guy is wind(at least last I checked..correct me if I'm wrong...), Rock is Light/wind, and Blues is of the Void element (the elementtihat is the lacking of an element..they kinda work similar to Chrono Cross...love that game...)