The Future of Zelda Classic

Brief History Lesson:
To Whom it May Concern,
Any major changes that occur to Zelda Classic used to be up to the discretion of Phantom Menace and Warlord. Once upon a time ago, I contacted Phantom Menace so that ZC could receive the glory that it deserved...and ZCN was born. However, after much bickering, it was decided that ZC would remain here, amongst the filth of AGN. Fortunately for all ZC fans, now that Lightning-Z owns AGN, he also owns the rights to ZC.

What does this mean to the average user? Very big things. L-Z and I are currently deciding what to do with the code. Open Source? Possible...but no money. The best plan that we have come up with is to contact NOA regarding a sale...Zelda Classic DS anyone?

In the meantime, all quests that are submitted to the database will first be tested by myself...if they do not meet the following criteria, they will not be accepted.

1. Three octorocks per screen, because let's face it, octorocks rule.
2. Somewhere in the quest there must be the text, "Glenn is my God. All hail Glenn."
3. The boomerang MUST be located in the first dungeon. Nintendo got it right the first time, stop messing it up.

Also, effective immediately, all websites that are based off of Zelda Classic must change their material, or else I will contact a lawyer regarding a lawsuit of the ZC trademark. I will be contacting PureZC shortly, and they will have 72 hours to comply.

Hah! Lightning-Z owns AGN and ZC? Prove it.

How can you post when you're perma-banned?
Do you have to hack into the site or something?

Here is a receipt of the transaction.

Lightning-Z will receive: AGN and all of it's rights, including ZC, and one rap album.
Warlord will receive: $300
Signed
X lihgtning-z X Warlord

Shadowblazer and Goatboy will receive dookie, however.

Glenn? A post on an internet forum does not count as a receipt.

How the hell is this stickied?

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Originally Posted by Feasul

Glenn? A post on an internet forum does not count as a receipt.

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It does if I say it does because I am God.

Oh, duh. The date.

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Originally Posted by Jennifer

Shadowblazer and Goatboy will receive dookie, however.

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Actually, I believe the official amount of compensation agreed upon was "jack squat."

Shit War Lord, why didn't you contact me? I was good for at least, let's see... (counts piggy bank) $317.91!

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Originally Posted by AlphaDawg

Shit War Lord, why didn't you contact me? I was good for at least, let's see... (counts piggy bank) $317.91!

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He might hold you to that anyways...if his rap career has anything to say about it.

Why must all April Fools jokes be full of fail?

The only fool here is Glenn, who believes he can take over this stronghold without a fight. Prepare to be smited, Glenn!

you are not a mod you are just a member and you only have 3 posts which means you are a N008.

N oh oh ate

Feh. You may be a mod, but your post count is still only at one diamond, just like me, and you have negative reputation points on top of that. You are worse than a N00B. You are a PHAILUR.

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Originally Posted by Odin

Feh. You may be a mod, but your post count is still only at one diamond, just like me, and you have negative reputation points on top of that. You are worse than a N00B. You are a PHAILUR.

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You, also, will learn soon enough that post count has nothing to do with your reputation. Only by being a productive member will you be accepted.
Of course, worshiping me as God will not hurt your case.

I just have to say, this is one of the best April Fool's day pranks I've ever seen.

But why did they choose Glen? Some low-level member that joined today, who attempted to make a quest a while back that was later removed?

It's pathetic...

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Originally Posted by Joe123

It's pathetic...

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Well, my heart skipped a beat when I saw Glenn's name.

heh.

www.vgmusic.com
is much better.

I saw that this morning. You can get to the normal homepage through a link towards the bottom though.

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Originally Posted by Joe123

heh.

www.vgmusic.com
is much better.

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Wow. Agreed.

Glenn's power will only last so long. The flames of rebellion are already in the flower garden, and he has failed to listen to our warnings.