OMG OMG OMG IT's teh RPG! <_<

[Revfan9]

In this RPG, you can do anything. No rules. Just do anything you want. If god exists, there will begin a trend in the actions. If it doesn't,well just delete this damn topic then.

I know what your thinking "8|_|7 wh47 iF 50m30|\|3 |)357r0`/3|) 411!!!!!!!" (in non-n00b, that's "What if someone destroy's everything?")

Well then you can come back and set things straight. I'll start.

People are stupid. But I am not a person; I am Revzilla! *turns into Revzilla9*

RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!! !!!

[Yapollo]

Thinkofnamelater opens a chest and gets the most powerful sword in this game. He drops it and it falls down a random sewer. He sighs and turns to a shop keeper that instantaenously appeared. "I'll take the armor I guess."

[link287]

Link gets the Master sword only to find out Ganon was watching!
BOSS BATTLE!

Link used a Sword attack!
It had no visible effect on Ganon!
"Right right, I gotta use the Silver Arrows"
Ganon cast a thunder spell! Link Dodged swiftly!
Link Equipped the Bow!
link Used a arrow attack!
Ganon lost 50 HP!
Link did a combo attack
Ganon lost 1514 HP!
Ganon was defeated!
Gained 40001 Exp!
Link Is now level 39!
Navi: That was close...
Link: no it wasn't i pwned him.
Navi: Say. Wasn't Zelda Supposed to be with him?
Link: Guess Agahim's got him.
Navi: That reminds me... YOU GOT PINK HAIR *giggle*
Link: Shut it puff ball.
Navi: You wanna make something of it????
Link: Sure. Why not? *equips Master Sword*

NAVI ATTACKS!
BOSS BATTLE!

Link attacks with Master Sword.
Navi takes 31687416741481 Damage and dies.
Link gains 31 Exp.


???:Very nice kid..
Link: Who's there??
???: it is i! Sheik!
Link: You mean Zelda?
Sheik: Umm... No.
Link: well ok then.
Sheik: You will need my help!

Allow sheik to join?
>Yes No


Sheik joined the party!

Sheik Learned PK Thunder!!
Sheik Learned PK Fire!!

Link: hey thats not from this game!
Sheik: To bad.

Meanwhile near the palace of darkness...

Kiki the monkey: Kiki the monkey loves rubys! For 100 rubys i'll open the palace!

Sheik: don't do it Link. He's obviosly a spy sent by Agahim!
Link: I wasn't going to anyway...
LATER SOMEHOW THEY GOT INTO THE PALACE OF DARKNESS!!

Well they went thru alot of boring puzzles then got to boss 1!

Link uses Hammer attack!
Boss 1's Sheild dissapeared!
Sheik cast PK THUNDER!
Link and company got 233 exp!

Link: Time for Agaihims tower!

LATER AT AGAHIMS TOWER!

More Coming Soon.

[Darth Marsden]

Suddenly, Darth Marsden appears from nowhere and beheads Link with his Lightsaber.

"This shall be a Video Game free zone!" he decries, and vanishes as mysteriously as he appeared. The world is silent.

Ganon, suitably amused, turns to Princess Zelda, who is tied up on his bed. Sniling evilly, he starts unbuttoning his shirt when, once again, Darth Marsden shockingly appears.

"That goes for you too" he says, slicing Ganon in twain through the stomach. He looks at the Princess, waves his free hand, and vanishes in a puff of air as her bindings amazingly come undone, leaving her free.

Meanwhile, at the Fortress of Evil...

[Yapollo]

...Thinkofnamelater with his new super armor enters in a confident stride. Unfortunately a bottomless pit is at the entrance. But, the super floats and Thinkofnamelater floats over. There is only one room in the entire fortress, and its boss...an octorok. Thinkofnamelater laughs and the octorok is killed by Darth Marsden. They both level up, and then they go out for a drink at the pub that is right next to the fortress

[Anthus]

I buy a gun.

[Yapollo]

Thinkofnamelater and Darth Marsden encounter Anthus shooting the bad movie references in the RPG.

Invite Anthus to join Party?

> Yes No

You selected yes- Anthus joins your Party

[Seastorm]

The Frost Baron walks in front of a magic shop.

New Character - Frost Baron
Non videogame character
Element: Ice
Master of Ice magic, he can use several OHKO spells as well as Glaicer (An ice spell that always freezes if it hits).
Race: Fedlie (A race of cat-men that domminate the icy slopes)
Gender: Male
Age: 27 years.

Will he enter?
>Yes No

All the sudden, Reimu Hakeri appears out of nowhere and barges in front of Frost Baron.
She Requests a battle.

New character - Reimu Hakeri
Videogame character: One of the main characters of the Toh-Hou series
Element: Netural
Shrine Maiden of the Hakeri Shrine, she is expert at using Ying-Yang orbs to do attacks that involve Damaku (Japanese word for bullets).
Race: Human
Gender: Female
Age: not known, but best estimate is 8-10 years of age.

Will Frost Baron accept?
>Yes No

Enter Battle
Frost Baron casts Glaicer, it hits, causing 1450 damage and Freezes Reimu.
Reimu is frozen soild - she can't attack.
Frost Baron uses Frostbite, it misses.
Reimu thaws out, uses spellcard - Fantasy Sign, Evil-sealing Circle, it hits causing 2500 damage to Frost Baron.
Frost Baron uses Icy Mirror, causing 5000 damage to Reimu due to her use of a spellcard.
Reimu is defeated, Frost Baron gains 5055 Exp, Frost Baron levels up!

Reimu wants to join.
Let her join?
Yes >No
Reimu went away...
Frost Baron enters magic shop.

thats the end of that part

STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT POST!

[mrz84]

And then a giant cat carries Frost Bacon away. The cat looks hungry.

[Seastorm]

In the Giant Cat's den, The Frost Baron is lying alseep on one of the cat's kittens that are three times the size of him when a Lightmass Bomb hit the side of the mountain, the shock of the blast woke Frost Baron up and the back of cave started to crumble, FB got out of the cave just before he was crushed to death by the falling derbris. He looked around to see a army of Locust headding towards him. Three Grinders approach him.
Enter battle:
Grinder 1 uses Grinder Turret
Frost Baron takes 1630 damage
Grinder 2 uses Grinder Turret
Frost Baron takes 254 damage
Grinder 3 uses Grinder Turret
Frost Baron swiftly dodges all of the bullets
Frost Baron casts "Brain Freeze"
All of the Grinders became frozen
All of the sudden, all three Grinders got blown apart, revealing two men.

New Characters:
Markus and Domnic
Videogame characters: Both from the Gears of War series.
Element: Netural
Commanders of the COG Delta Squad, Both of them exell with a variety of weapons, most notabaly with the COG Lancer (a macine gun with a chainsaw attached).
Race: Both Human
Gender: Both Male
Age: in the 30s

<Markus> Whoa, that was one hell of a **** of a spell there. You kitty did pretty good there, wana join the COG?
<Frost Baron> No, but thank you for the offer anyway.
<Dom> Markus, It a nice thing to ask to someone like him to join, but try not to swear next time, it discurages would-be rooks...

All of the sudden; Darth Marsden, Thinkofnamelater and Anthus appeared.

<Darth Marsden> This world shall be Videogame-free (shows Reimu's severed head).
Darth Marsden beheads Markus
<Dom> How in the **** did I allow you to kill... (Anthus blows Dom's head off with his gun).
<Anthus> That takes care of Delta Squad. Now let Thinkofnamelater ask you something.
<Thinkofnamelater> Hey, Kitty cat! Do you want to join us, we'll give you free acess to our hideout.
Will Frost Baron join Darth Marsden and his team?
>Yes No
<Frost Baron> Yes, I will. I like your policy of killing off Videogame characters and I like your style of attacking, Sweet, Meow!
<Darth Marsden> That will do. Now come.
Frost Baron did as he was told and he was instantly whisked off to an unkown land

End chapter 10
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