Gather around, bitches.

[ZTC]

that was different

[bigmariofan360]

hey lol i dont type that bad... btw if u use my name its always supposed to have a lowercase z. put in something about me yelling 'all your base are belong to us' lol
~zeldafan500

[Pineconn]

no u sure dont type that bad lol rofl

My daily advice: Look at that key right below the Caps Lock and the two keys that are situated directly to the right of the M key. Use those three keys habitually.

So Glenn, how is your fomentation going?

[Majora]

If anyone makes a story, put me in it! If it's not too much to ask, don't kill me (in the story).

[Pineconn]

How about a mortal injury that places you into a lengthy coma?

[Darth Marsden]

Generally when I did my 'stories', I put people who were well known in them - either through post count, mod status or just pure legends (hence LightningZ appearing all the time as an irritating little prick).

I'm not saying that someone won't include you in their story, I'm just explaining why I didn't.

And I do have an original (shock horror!) idea floating around in my head if you folks would like me to do another story. Just ask nicely, mmmkay?

[Majora]

How about a mortal injury that places you into a lengthy coma?

:shakeno:
As long as I wake up eventually.

[Pineconn]

:shakeno:
As long as I wake up eventually.

And I do have an original (shock horror!) idea floating around in my head if you folks would like me to do another story. Just ask nicely, mmmkay?

[Glenn the Great]

Note: The images for this thread are currently down, and will be restored later.

Alright people, a new episode is in the works, but won't be ready tonight. Hopefully tomorrow I'll have it. In the meantime, you'll get some other content to tide you over. Here are some bios of characters who have featured prominently in my episodes, and/or will likely feature prominently in the next.

AGNerd Profiles and Bios

War Lord:

The Mac Daddy. The Big Cheese. The Pimp Daddy of everything AGN, War Lord runs his show, and he calls the shots. BANG! War Lord works really hard to keep everything in shape at AGN (or is that hardly works.) Either way, War Lord is not only fancies himself an entrepreneur, but judging by his looks, he's also quite the culinary connesiour. Watch your friends... and your wallet.
Combat capable: No
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Breaker:

AGN's 2nd and current Prime Protectorate. As War Lord's top bodyguard, Breaker maintains the status quo though the use of brutal and efficient discipline, carried out without any hesitation or show of emotion. Little is known about Breaker's origins. He has laid the BanHammer on dozens of heads, and rumor has it that no one can stop him.
Combat capable: Yes
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Lightningz:

An dumb, old, beaten down dog. That's the best way to describe this unfortunate creature. Borderline retarded and dyslexic, lightningz lives in a deluded fantasy world, and his only means of restoring self-esteem is through the wanton destruction of AGN. Sadly, every attempt has failed miserably, and oftentimes humorously. It is said that his two closest friends are a parakeet and a tarantula. The parakeet does his typing, and the tarantula looks it over for errors.
Combat capable: No
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Zeldafan500:

Newest sidekick of lightningz, zeldafan is young and naive. He is certainly smarter and more level-headed than lightningz, but lacks the assertiveness to make anything of it. He enjoys munching on mushrooms, even if it makes him sick. If it gets him out of school, it's worth it.
Combat capable: No
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Glenn the Great:

Long having been an exile, Glenn was AGN's original Prime Protectorate. His exploits have largely faded into legend in the hearts of those who yearn for glorious times past. To some, a defender of chivalry..... to others, the blackest scum of the Earth. In the eyes of the new, he is an annoyance. But the hearts of those old enough to know his power quake at the mention of his name.
Combat capable: Yes
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Lilith:

The Queen of Cute, Lilith is sexy enough to get away with insulting your intelligence. You probably deserve it too. War Lord has been considering expanding his ring of operations to include forced prostitution, and has already begun having his cronies stalk her. What will come of this?
Combat capable: Who knows?
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Darth Marsden:

Always in the shadows...... watching, waiting, and planning. Darth Marsden hasn't shown up on the show yet, as he painstakingly waits for just the right moment to swoop in and Have His Revenge...... or something a little more original than that. The Dark Side prevents us from seeing clearly just what he has in store.
Combat capable: Yes

[biggiy05]

But the hearts of those old enough to know his power quake at the mention of his name.

Glad we aren't going for realism in these stories.

Darth get back in your corner and write another story before I have moocow pistol whip you.