here's a running tally, i guess...

Studmuffin Award: Sexiest Male
What Did You Say?? Award: Least Understood
Jockstrap Award: Most Athletic - i think this should be taken out. do we even have any active athletes here at AGN? we can't really go by pics cause that would be just like the sexy awards.
LUBU Award: Most Caring/Loving
Genius Award: Smartest Member
Bancake Award: Most Notorious Banned Member
Convict Award: Most Likely to End Up In Prison
Billionaire Award: Most Likely to Become Rich or Famous
ROTFLMFAO Award: Funniest Member
Secksay Lady Award: Sexiest Female
All Star Award: Most Popular
Welcome to our Forums Award: Best Newbie
Who Gave You The Authority Award: Biggest Rent-A-Mod
Yes Sir/Yes Ma'am Award: Most Respected
Thought-Provoking Award: Most Interesting Posts
Most Humble
Most Normal
Best Signature
Best Avatar
Best Programmer - this one should be removed. the only programmers here all work on ZC. So really, the choices would be DN for ZC and Sean for ZCL.
Best Photoshopper - as was previously mentioned, we should take this out. we haven't had any member photoshop wars in ages
should be added in--

Worst Temper
Most intellectually confusing posts - doesn't this kinda go hand in hand with the 'least understood' award?
Most likely to post on AGN when he's 75
Most lifeless (the person who spends the most time at AGN)