Quite. :] Current Status as of 6:53 AM 9/11/07
Studmuffin Award: Sexiest Male 13 76.47%
What Did You Say?? Award: Least Understood 13 76.47%
LUBU Award: Most Caring/Loving 14 82.35%
Genius Award: Smartest Member 14 82.35%
Bancake Award: Most Notorious Banned Member 12 70.59%
Convict Award: Most Likely to End Up In Prison 12 70.59%
Billionaire Award: Most Likely to Become Rich or Famous 13 76.47%
ROTFLMFAO Award: Funniest Member 17 100.00%
Secksay Lady Award: Sexiest Female 15 88.24%
All Star Award: Most Popular 14 82.35%
Welcome to our Forums Award: Best Newbie 11 64.71%
Who Gave You The Authority Award: Biggest Rent-A-Mod 9 52.94%
Yes Sir/Yes Ma'am Award: Most Respected 16 94.12%
Thought-Provoking Award: Most Interesting Posts 17 100.00%
Most Humble 12 70.59%
Most Normal 8 47.06%
Best Signature 13 76.47%
Best Avatar 15 88.24%
Worst Temper 7 41.18%
Most intellectually confusing posts 7 41.18%
Most likely to post on AGN when he's 75 10 58.82%
Most lifeless (the person who spends the most time at AGN) 11 64.71%
Morbo Award: Most morbid member 8 47.06%
Sheep Award: Biggest brown-noser 7 41.18%
River Award: Whiniest member 7 41.18%
'I'm Not Reading That' Award: Longest posts 13 76.47%
Simplicity Award: Shortest posts 8 47.06%
Gerund Award: Best grammar 6 35.29%
haha im teh 1337 Award: Worst grammar 8 47.06%
Charity Award: Gives out the most reputation 5 29.41%
'A Picture's Worth a Thousand Posts' Award: Posts the most pictures 4 23.53%
Identity Crisis Award: Has had the most user names in the past 6 35.29%
Weakest Link Award: Seems their posts/threads go unanswered the most (this may be difficult, or simply a bad superlative) 1 5.88%
Faceless Award: Changes his/her avatar the most 10 58.82%
Sniper Award: Verbally attacks other members the most (may be too similar to "Worst Temper") 4 23.53%
Quarrelsome Award: Gets into the most flamed arguments (also may be similar to the above or to "Worst Temper") 6 35.29%
Lincoln v. Douglas Award: Debates the most 11 64.71%
Shigeru Miyamoto Award: Best Zelda Classic quest maker 14 82.35%
Help Me Please! Award: Asks the most ZQuest/ZC questions 5 29.41%
Most likely to wear a neck scarf in the summertime 0 0%
Most likely to wear sweat pants outside regularly 0 0%
Most likely to actually be George W. Bush 7 41.18%
Biggest Drunk 11 64.71%
Biggest Virgin/Most likely to stay that way 6 35.29%
Slut award (male/female) 8 47.06%
Best/Worst Username 12 70.59%
Biggest Furby (spelling?) 4 23.53%
Best Minority 1 5.88%
Biggest WASP 0 0%
Sexiest Male under 16 3 17.65%
Sexiest Female over 45 4 23.53%
Hairiest Member: Member with the most body hair 1 5.88%
Most likely to be a Scientologist/Kabbalist 3 17.65%
Most likely to be Married to John Travolta and wishing for an out. 4 23.53%
Most likely to be Breaker's next victim 8 47.06%
Most likely to be rich/poor 5 29.41%
Best/Worst Spelling/Grammar 4 23.53%
I think this is pretty good progress, really.
At the end of this day, Tuesday, I think we'll just go with the selections that we eliminate by the end of today when I'm home to do it.
By the way, Wednesday through Friday (Possibly Saturday too, considering the nature of Saturdays to Jews...) are Jewish holidays. The big ones. (Y'know, the "Oh my God, God, we're suck, we're fawktards, plz don't kill us plz plz w/cheese on top plzkthxai see you next year.") so I probably won't be Online at ALL until sometime after Friday night. I'm not actually quite certain when that'll be if even past Saturday night.
That's why we'll give giving people plenty of time to both nominate people via PM, and to see the fact that there are nominations taking place at all. So by tonight, we'll have the list finalized, and we can start sending me largely annoying PM's.
Rock.
Originally Posted by ShadowTiger
