Here is a list of the categories I propose eliminating:
  1. Most Normal
  2. Charity Award: Gives out the most reputation
  3. 'A Picture's Worth a Thousand Posts' Award: Posts the most pictures
  4. Weakest Link Award: Seems their posts/threads go unanswered the most (this may be difficult, or simply a bad superlative)
  5. Most likely to wear a neck scarf in the summertime
  6. Most likely to wear sweat pants outside regularly
  7. Most likely to actually be George W. Bush
  8. Biggest Furby (spelling?)
  9. Best Minority
  10. Biggest WASP
  11. Sexiest Male under 16
  12. Sexiest Female over 45
  13. Hairiest Member: Member with the most body hair
  14. Most likely to be a Scientologist/Kabbalist
  15. Most likely to be Married to John Travolta and wishing for an out.
  16. Most likely to be rich/poor


EDIT: DarkDragon made the poll while I was posting.