ctrl-alt-delete's is not a bad idea. We could each pick an infamous banned member (lightning-z, the gimp, zeldapro, etc) and "take over" AGN. If their original accounts are still around and permabanned, we can even commandeer their real account for the day.
On April 2nd, we can have a competition for who can correctly match the most staff to banned members, and who on the staff posted most in the character of their banned member.