I am God

[rock_nog]

What Glenn is saying here is that unlike most people, he is able to not only apprehend reality, but to apprehend the true, underlying nature of reality. Obviously, the claim would seem dubious at best, for, at the very least, our lack of the ability to apprehend the true nature of reality extends to our lack of the ability to apprehend the truth when we are presented with it.

Nonetheless, over the years, Glenn has, in fact, done much to demonstrate that his fundamental perception of reality differs greatly from that of most people. I've had my doubts, but he seems to be able to perceive connections within reality that aren't apparent at the surface, and for that reason, I, for one, believe him.

[Glenn the Great]

What Glenn is saying here is that unlike most people, he is able to not only apprehend reality, but to apprehend the true, underlying nature of reality. Obviously, the claim would seem dubious at best, for, at the very least, our lack of the ability to apprehend the true nature of reality extends to our lack of the ability to apprehend the truth when we are presented with it.

Nonetheless, over the years, Glenn has, in fact, done much to demonstrate that his fundamental perception of reality differs greatly from that of most people. I've had my doubts, but he seems to be able to perceive connections within reality that aren't apparent at the surface, and for that reason, I, for one, believe him.

You have honored me. You shall have one of the spots at my right hand when my Kingdom comes. Amen.

[ShadowTiger]

Ever read "Death Note?" Can't quite help but think of it when I saw this thread.

[Odin]

Glenn is no god. He is a minion of Loki, and will be defeated! Rise up, brave citizens of AGN, and we shall march forth to victory!

[rock_nog]

Our Glenn is an awesome God,
He reigns from heaven above,
with wisdom, power and love,
our Glenn is an awesome God.

[Odin]

Glenn is not God. He is only a man pretending to be one.

(Is it only coincidence that this sub-forum now has 666 threads because of Glenn's presence?)

[Glenn the Great]

Our Glenn is an awesome God,
He reigns from heaven above,
with wisdom, power and love,
our Glenn is an awesome God.

You have honored me. My praise rains down from the skies, deluging you with my love. You have done well, my pure and noble servant.

[Feasul]

Our Glenn is an awesome God,
He reigns from heaven above,
with wisdom, power and love,
our Glenn is an awesome God.

ZOMG it's a poem, ergo it must be true.
I apologize for my blasphemous ways. I've seen the light, except for one doubt that still lingers. Jennifer so rightly pointed out that you reign over Dylan Hunt, but can you defeat Ethan Hunt?

[Aegix Drakan]

Wait! Where's Beldaran?!? We need him to turn this into another religious debate!

Or have you already taken him over?

[Odin]

It is now up to us.