Make A Wish, At A Price

[TheDarkOne]

I think everyone knows how to play this game, but if not, here it is: One person will make a wish, then the next person will find a way to turn that wish against them, then make a wish of their own. For example:

TOM: I wish I had some soda.
DICK: Granted, but it's flat. I wish for more days off.
HARRY: Granted, you get fired. I wish for more money.

And so on. So I will start with this wish:

I wish I was able to pilot a helicopter.