Chris Rock’s tips to not getting you ass kicked by the police.

[obi]

"obey the law,
use common sense,
stop immediately,
turn that shit off,
be polite,
shut the fuck up,
get a white friend,
and last but not least,
don't ride with a mad woman.

If you follow these simple pointers, you probably won’t get your ass kicked, by the police."

There is a video which goes with this, when I get it up loaded, i'll post the link, if someone don't beat me to it...

[MottZilla]

I like my idea, kick the cops ass first, then leave. :p

[Drunken Tiger]

Lol... Chris Rock is a funny guy....

Get a white friend...

[The Savior]

Is that the champagne room song? Heheheehe I remember when the video for that came out.

[SiliconHero]

Funny.

Savior: That's not in the song, though. The lyrics in the "Champagne Room" song are sort of like this:

"Don't walk into clubs with metal detectors. Oh, sure...you know it's safe inside, but what about all those n****s (can I say that word? No? Oh, well...) waitin' outside with guns? They know you ain't got one."

EDIT: Huh? "Sone" isn't a word? pfft...

[obi]

The link for the film should be here


if that don't work, then browse my briefcase here

Love it!


EDIT!!! - Hmmm, none of those work... try this link here

If that don't work, try here