I Wish... You Were A Frog

[Beldaran]

Granted, however you must have wild sex with me everytime you wish to heal someone.

I wish I had all the answers.

[carrot red]

Granted. But the questions change whenever you get the answers to them.

I wish I had total immunity.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you are also immune to pleasure.

I wish I had a TARDIS

[Beldaran]

Granted. Should you ever get on the show Survivor, you will never get voted off. That's what you meant, right? Survivor? Because that's what you get.

I wish I had a nice, non-annoying, non-time consuming girlfriend.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but she's REALLY ugly.

I wish I had Christina Millian as my girlfriend

[carrot red]

Granted, but she'll be a figment of your imagination and you could only see her a minute a day.

I wish I could put a stop to natural disasters.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but only in the region of my back garden.

I wish I could stop two people from posting at the same time

[Beldaran]

Me Too.

[carrot red]

Granted, but the world would become boring and dull and the color red would go missing from it.

I wish wishes always become reality.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but next time you win the lottery you have to share it with 4 million other people.

I wish I could live forever