that was different
Gather around, bitches.
hey lol i dont type that bad... btw if u use my name its always supposed to have a lowercase z. put in something about me yelling 'all your base are belong to us' lol
~zeldafan500
no u sure dont type that bad lol rofl
My daily advice: Look at that key right below the Caps Lock and the two keys that are situated directly to the right of the M key. Use those three keys habitually.
So Glenn, how is your fomentation going?
If anyone makes a story, put me in it! If it's not too much to ask, don't kill me (in the story).
How about a mortal injury that places you into a lengthy coma?
😉
Generally when I did my 'stories', I put people who were well known in them - either through post count, mod status or just pure legends (hence LightningZ appearing all the time as an irritating little prick).
I'm not saying that someone won't include you in their story, I'm just explaining why I didn't.
And I do have an original (shock horror!) idea floating around in my head if you folks would like me to do another story. Just ask nicely, mmmkay?
Pineconn wrote:How about a mortal injury that places you into a lengthy coma?😉
:shakeno:
As long as I wake up eventually.
majoras_wrath wrote::shakeno:
As long as I wake up eventually.
😃
Darth Marsden wrote:And I do have an original (shock horror!) idea floating around in my head if you folks would like me to do another story. Just ask nicely, mmmkay?
Note: The images for this thread are currently down, and will be restored later.
Alright people, a new episode is in the works, but won't be ready tonight. Hopefully tomorrow I'll have it. In the meantime, you'll get some other content to tide you over. Here are some bios of characters who have featured prominently in my episodes, and/or will likely feature prominently in the next.
AGNerd Profiles and Bios
War Lord:
The Mac Daddy. The Big Cheese. The Pimp Daddy of everything AGN, War Lord runs his show, and he calls the shots. BANG! War Lord works really hard to keep everything in shape at AGN (or is that hardly works.) Either way, War Lord is not only fancies himself an entrepreneur, but judging by his looks, he's also quite the culinary connesiour. Watch your friends... and your wallet.
Combat capable: No
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Breaker:
AGN's 2nd and current Prime Protectorate. As War Lord's top bodyguard, Breaker maintains the status quo though the use of brutal and efficient discipline, carried out without any hesitation or show of emotion. Little is known about Breaker's origins. He has laid the BanHammer on dozens of heads, and rumor has it that no one can stop him.
Combat capable: Yes
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Lightningz:
An dumb, old, beaten down dog. That's the best way to describe this unfortunate creature. Borderline retarded and dyslexic, lightningz lives in a deluded fantasy world, and his only means of restoring self-esteem is through the wanton destruction of AGN. Sadly, every attempt has failed miserably, and oftentimes humorously. It is said that his two closest friends are a parakeet and a tarantula. The parakeet does his typing, and the tarantula looks it over for errors.
Combat capable: No
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Zeldafan500:
Newest sidekick of lightningz, zeldafan is young and naive. He is certainly smarter and more level-headed than lightningz, but lacks the assertiveness to make anything of it. He enjoys munching on mushrooms, even if it makes him sick. If it gets him out of school, it's worth it.
Combat capable: No
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Glenn the Great:
Long having been an exile, Glenn was AGN's original Prime Protectorate. His exploits have largely faded into legend in the hearts of those who yearn for glorious times past. To some, a defender of chivalry..... to others, the blackest scum of the Earth. In the eyes of the new, he is an annoyance. But the hearts of those old enough to know his power quake at the mention of his name.
Combat capable: Yes
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Lilith:
The Queen of Cute, Lilith is sexy enough to get away with insulting your intelligence. You probably deserve it too. War Lord has been considering expanding his ring of operations to include forced prostitution, and has already begun having his cronies stalk her. What will come of this?
Combat capable: Who knows?
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Darth Marsden:
Always in the shadows...... watching, waiting, and planning. Darth Marsden hasn't shown up on the show yet, as he painstakingly waits for just the right moment to swoop in and Have His Revenge...... or something a little more original than that. The Dark Side prevents us from seeing clearly just what he has in store.
Combat capable: Yes
Glenn the Great wrote:But the hearts of those old enough to know his power quake at the mention of his name.
Glad we aren't going for realism in these stories.
Darth get back in your corner and write another story before I have moocow pistol whip you.
biggiy05 wrote:Glad we aren't going for realism in these stories.Darth get back in your corner and write another story before I have moocow pistol whip you.
Haha, yeah, Mr. May 2004
Well, if you're gonna be like that, I won't write it. 😛
Nice picture of me, by the way. I look more like this though:
...fear me, bitches. Fear me.
Glenn the Great wrote:
War Lord:
The Mac Daddy. The Big Cheese. The Pimp Daddy of everything AGN, War Lord runs his show, and he calls the shots. BANG! War Lord works really hard to keep everything in shape at AGN (or is that hardly works.) Either way, War Lord is not only fancies himself an entrepreneur, but judging by his looks, he's also quite the culinary connesiour. Watch your friends... and your wallet.
Combat capable: No
Holy crap, how old is that picture?
He doesn't even look the same. o.O
... moocow pistol whip you.
Sorry, but I really can't see moocow pistol-whipping anybody. Rather, I'm more inclined to seeing her take a floppy cyberskin type "power dong" that she'd used to win all those IRC penis contests and place in a mock "you know who's your daddy" pose and a laying it across your face in a thrust causing an exxaggerated *SMACK* sound and snickering at the flinchy, intimidated little bitch she knows you are. Such a visual appeases the designated AGN Fantasy portion of my brain.
::NOTE:: name removed from quote to make clear that this was not intended as an attack or flame and was directed at noone in particular. Thank you. This has been a message from SUCCESSOR's lawyer super-ego.
Right. Moocow fights with a long floppy dildo that has a weight enclosed in one end so she can use it as a sap.
Yeah, I'm not one for guns unless I'm shooting them. I do prefer giving someone a good ol' fashioned dildo beating.
Ya'll know me so well 😊
The last few posts (from Glenn's Pics/Bios post) to the one right before this one, are a story right there.
Darth Marsden wrote:
...fear me, bitches. Fear me.
No thanks.... I fear the easter bunny more :P
majoras_wrath wrote:The last few posts (from Glenn's Pics/Bios post) to the one right before this one, are a story right there.
I was hoping you'd think so, because I don't have time to finish today. Sorry about that.
But when I made the bio post, I was trying to give you enough material to work with using your imagination to maybe make at least a backstory.
Well, that's a pretty good backstory. Might even be better than the main story. >_<
Here are some tidbits of what is in store:
The episode will mostly take place in AGN's true physical headquarters... an abandoned Ohio roundhouse.
In the basement of this roundhouse is the Zelda Classic Research and Development Centre, where Dark Nation and bigjoe work as mad scientists, engineering a legion of abominable Custom Enemies who will serve as the backbone of a future AGN Army.
We will see at least one "custom enemy." Also...
There will be an epic confrontation between Breaker and Glenn the Great.
Expect the Lilith storyline to be followed up on. Moocow will use her dildo. Lightningz and Zeldafan probably make cameos. Darth Marsden might.... well, that's too secret for now.
Ooo... sounds good.
And now, some random fun. I have far too much free time...
[The AGN Cafe. Everyone is relaxing and having a good time, when suddenly SUCCESSOR bursts in through the front door.]
SUCCESSOR: Everybody! Love! And Peace!
Darth: [Looking up] What you say!!
[SUCCESSOR collapses on the floor. Pineconn rushes over and checks him]
Pineconn: Cats is still alive.
Darth: I feel an urge to do something useful!
[Darth runs outside. There are a group of thugs outside, one of whom holds a monkey.]
Darth: Its you!!
Thug: This monkey is going to give you a spanking, Shupkay!!
[The thug with the monkey throws it at Darth. He brings out a banana from his coat and throws it behind him - the monkey chases after it.]
Darth: Did you think you could beat me! Go home!
Thug: Son of a submariner!
Darth: Who are you!
Thug: I am a superstitious old man
Darth: Is that true!
Thug: I'm such a feeble-minded old man, I don't understand.
[Pineconn leans out the door and watches the scene]
Pineconn: What happen ?
Darth: They're committing indiscriminate thefts!
Pineconn: Well, gramps... You heard the man! Make like a tree and get out of here!
[The thugs turn and leave.]
Darth: You are sucking gravel.
...So bored. So, so bored.
No direct linking to images
what's sad is that I understood half of those references =/
Me too. =/
majoras_wrath wrote:No direct linking to images
Killjoy.
Answer your question? 😉
Just right-click the image's link and select "Copy Shortcut" and paste that into the address bar if you want to view them.
Huh. I didn't get that (probably 'cause I've viewed the images through the actual website first). Still, if Pineconn's method works, go for it. The point I was making was that they're all quotes from video games. If you want to know which game each quote is from, look at the link - it says it there.
For the record, all the images were from Zany Video Game Quotes.
So what, I throw out a Vash line and get taken out? WTF?
SUCCESSOR wrote:So what, I throw out a Vash line and get taken out? WTF?
Yeah... unfortunately you've been turned into a throwaway character.