Make A Wish, At A Price

[PinkFairy]

Granted, but it would cost less to order one pizza with toppings on which everyone agrees.

I wish you didn't insist on getting one pizza with pineapple on it.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, I insist on getting TWO pizzas with pineapple and you're forced to either develop a taste for it or just pick it off the pizza.

I wish someone else would pay for pizza once in a while, then they can decide whether or not pineapple is on it.

[PinkFairy]

Granted, but then putting pineapple on a pizza becomes socially unacceptable abd you are shunned by even your closest friends for getting pizza that way.

I wish for a new coffee mug.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but it's chipped and the handle is cracked.

I wish for 29 sweaters made of bologna to be shipped to a random person in Abu Dhabi who will trade them to a woman in Norway for the complete works of Douglas Adams in Portuguese and a Diet Cherry Coke.

[PinkFairy]

Sheesh...

Granted, but the diet cherry Coke is flat.

I wish the dog next door would stop barking incessantly.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but now every other dog in the neighborhood starts barking incessantly.

I wish Forum Games wasn't dead.

[PinkFairy]

Granted, but it comes back as a zombie and now your computer is trying to eat your brains.

I wish I didn't have to reset all my passwords because of some rhymes-with-ducking hacker.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, because your hacker had already been blocked from accessing this network. You're welcome.

I wish it wasn't so blazing hot.

[PinkFairy]

Granted, you're in Antarctica.

I wish I hadn't bought a T-shirt for $18.00 that was the wrong size.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, you paid $180 for the T-shirt that is the wrong size.

I wish I could find the memory card that has my Final Fantasy VII saved game on it.