Rainman
09-16-2004, 04:06 PM
Some guy called peng0 on somethingawful.com posted this saying that he sent some email in his sleep. Here is what he said:
As most of you know, it's hard to see your sent email unless you're in your sent mail folder, so I didn't know about this until thismorning when I saw the reply from my friend. It's now being syndicated through my network of friends with the subject "FW: John's on crack, everyone!"
I have no recollection of sending this and the time/date on it was after I went to sleep. I woke up thismorning and my monitor was on, but I just thought I had accidentally left it on. (I usually download stuff at night with my computer on and my monitor off)
quote:
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i am sad bcuz they came
John Reid to Brian More options Sep 14 (18 hours ago)
they came and took my thjings ok they took my salad
MY SALAD BRAIN MY SALAD BRIAN
OK THEY TOOK IT
GOD GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL THEY WERENT WEARING FACES
i RIPPED OFF THEiR FACESOK
-------------------------------------------------------------RIP
--------------------------------------------------RIP
--------------------------------------------RIP
--------------------------RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
________RIP
tossed theyr faces datwrawds crawdad
dancing crustacean ok ok ok ok hey
therew unce owas a time when fag camelot did ride
anmd he did rize up and massa knock him down
rise up camelot rise up
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIISE UP CAMELOT
RISE UP AND BATTLE DA BOSSMAN
and he did rise up and battle bossman and bossman whipped camelot but
he was a strong negro and then he tore off massas fingers and ate them
in the corner quietly while th e other slaves cheered for camelot and
then he ate their fingers and he was king of the plantation until a
squid took his soda can
but they did take my stuff fdrom me
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So, what weird stuff have you done in your sleep? This is kind of scary.
and another email as well when he tried to do it again.
(left email open and such):
quote:
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em ail of importance
John Reid to Brian
thewe is a samba playing on the sambrero aaaaaaandall i wannan do is
dancedancedance
i ave left my backpack on th ebus and must go back to get it but the
rivber is full of fire and ssolder it is veyr emportant though
charlie told me that theres my ZENon the pack so i have to get it
beforte the buus sinks
brian i have never told you this before but cromwell is a very
important man and his head is buriead in cambridge but only 3 peopel
know where it is ok so you have to find it before morning or else it
will be unearthed and i cant have that happen or else it will chew
everything and break the walls and i cant sleep with her then i have
to find a profylaptic - therees something happen and if it
goes wrong i will have a baby
tglark mark straks pick oppen
but next year has COLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEDGE and sooul calibur
there is a sound playing and i think policeor thje raidio speaker ahs
to go up sometime
briam YOU HAVE TO FIND THE HED+AS BEFORE MORNING OR tHE sUN Willn't
rise ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------____________________________--__--___-___--_____________o
ican feel the msuic in my SouL BRIAN SO IS HUNTER AND JUSTIN AND
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I have no idea how anyone could fake that, but it's pretty fucked up.
Lastly someone (Lowtax, the owner) made an mp3 of the email which makes this about 10 times more hilarious:
http://downloads.somethingawful.com/mp3/misc/email.mp3
I hope that works. Otherwise you may be able to find it on the site somehow.
As most of you know, it's hard to see your sent email unless you're in your sent mail folder, so I didn't know about this until thismorning when I saw the reply from my friend. It's now being syndicated through my network of friends with the subject "FW: John's on crack, everyone!"
I have no recollection of sending this and the time/date on it was after I went to sleep. I woke up thismorning and my monitor was on, but I just thought I had accidentally left it on. (I usually download stuff at night with my computer on and my monitor off)
quote:
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i am sad bcuz they came
John Reid to Brian More options Sep 14 (18 hours ago)
they came and took my thjings ok they took my salad
MY SALAD BRAIN MY SALAD BRIAN
OK THEY TOOK IT
GOD GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL THEY WERENT WEARING FACES
i RIPPED OFF THEiR FACESOK
-------------------------------------------------------------RIP
--------------------------------------------------RIP
--------------------------------------------RIP
--------------------------RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
________RIP
tossed theyr faces datwrawds crawdad
dancing crustacean ok ok ok ok hey
therew unce owas a time when fag camelot did ride
anmd he did rize up and massa knock him down
rise up camelot rise up
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIISE UP CAMELOT
RISE UP AND BATTLE DA BOSSMAN
and he did rise up and battle bossman and bossman whipped camelot but
he was a strong negro and then he tore off massas fingers and ate them
in the corner quietly while th e other slaves cheered for camelot and
then he ate their fingers and he was king of the plantation until a
squid took his soda can
but they did take my stuff fdrom me
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So, what weird stuff have you done in your sleep? This is kind of scary.
and another email as well when he tried to do it again.
(left email open and such):
quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
em ail of importance
John Reid to Brian
thewe is a samba playing on the sambrero aaaaaaandall i wannan do is
dancedancedance
i ave left my backpack on th ebus and must go back to get it but the
rivber is full of fire and ssolder it is veyr emportant though
charlie told me that theres my ZENon the pack so i have to get it
beforte the buus sinks
brian i have never told you this before but cromwell is a very
important man and his head is buriead in cambridge but only 3 peopel
know where it is ok so you have to find it before morning or else it
will be unearthed and i cant have that happen or else it will chew
everything and break the walls and i cant sleep with her then i have
to find a profylaptic - therees something happen and if it
goes wrong i will have a baby
tglark mark straks pick oppen
but next year has COLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEDGE and sooul calibur
there is a sound playing and i think policeor thje raidio speaker ahs
to go up sometime
briam YOU HAVE TO FIND THE HED+AS BEFORE MORNING OR tHE sUN Willn't
rise ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------____________________________--__--___-___--_____________o
ican feel the msuic in my SouL BRIAN SO IS HUNTER AND JUSTIN AND
\\
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I have no idea how anyone could fake that, but it's pretty fucked up.
Lastly someone (Lowtax, the owner) made an mp3 of the email which makes this about 10 times more hilarious:
http://downloads.somethingawful.com/mp3/misc/email.mp3
I hope that works. Otherwise you may be able to find it on the site somehow.